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Craig Osborne Full Name - Craig Arthur Osborne           

Nickname - LongShanks

Date Of Birth - 16th January 1979

Interests and Hobbies - Football, lurve making and bird watching!!

Football Team - Manchester United.

Current Job - Stock Out team leader : ATM LTD

Favorite Food - Roast Beef dinner with all the trimmings - English mustard.

Favourite Film - Dumb and Dumber or Sperm for lunch.

Musical Taste - Everything from Country classics to Dance, From Rock N Roll to gay anthems!!

Favourite Musician - Noel Gallagher

Favourite TV Program - Taking the p*ss on sky channel 940. Me and Gary watched it once.

Favourite Saying/Phrase - Take your top off.

Best Looking celebrity - Cristiano Ronaldo - Phroar!!.

Celebrity you think you most resemble - Jim Carrey. 

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be - My friend.

If you could change anything about the world, what would it be - Kill all terrorists before they get me or my friends and family!! AND I'd make everyone treat me the same and not batter an eyelid when I pop into Tesco and purchase a copy of Gay Times.

If you could have a meal with anyone in the world famous, who would it be - Eric Cantona.

Place you would most like to go to in the world - Brazil.

Describe yourself in 10 words - Lucky, Happy, Friendly, Charming, Pretty, diarrhoea, Young gifted and black.

Personal Comments - I would say that I am happy in life, I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world called Zoe (I'd prefer a boy though), a brilliant bunch of friends and the most awesome family in the world. Football is my biggest passion and I get more joy seeing Manchester United and England win than anything else.

I'd like to thank my mother and father, Ruth and David Osborne for making me and bringing me into this world and I wouldn't be as perfect as I am without their guidance. I'd also like to thank Mr Jasper for being a brilliant dog.

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